Halloween Special Spooky Book Review

with such a title for a blog post, I’m sure you’re expecting an Hp Lovecraft novel review filled with Cosmic Terror,  shrieking masses of Sentient ooze,  with a creature of infinite Cosmic Darkness that drive scientists insane as they failed to comprehend what they’re witnessing.

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( image 1 and two from Berzerk the manga)

Or maybe I’m feeling extra creative today and I wrote a short story.

that starts with Donald Trump in a press conference as he’s looking at the camera and say ” GHooa Shaid Kur-na Ghalt-ah vernatish .” which roughly translates to” may your skin peel rapidly in the presence of Cthulhu and other masters of the great Abyss ” followed by television ,computer and phone screens burst into static as space-time ruptures around the Earth and Orwellian creatures darken the skies with their immense numbers.

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BUT NO

I’m not sure how I stumbled across Chuck tingle and his niche gay erotica short stories, being straight I’ve ever felt the need to pick up a gay erotic short story. What spurred me to pick one up was jokingly suggesting to Bookworm drinketh that we should co-publish a blog post together reviewing one and I know we will most definitely co-publish one in the future!

 But what made me decide to review  Slammed By my Handsome Fidget Spinner for Halloween? I can’t think of anything more frighteningly spooky than to review a  gay erotic short story between a sentient fidget spinner and a human, and when you go to Wikipedia and peruse through everything he has published, each title is hilarious !! he’s published modern Classics such as

 Open Wide for the Handsome Sabertooth Dentist Who Is also a Ghost
Pounded By the Handsome Zombie Elevator Who is Also A Lawyer
There’s a Bitcoin in my Butt and he is Handsome
Synopsis

Greg Horn is the designated speaker for any first contact with alien life, but he’s not expecting to get called upon any time soon. That all changes when several mysterious ships appear hovering across the globe, at first looking like flat disks but then slowing down and revealing themselves as three-pronged plastic objects with ball bearings in every appendage.

Greg boards one of the ships and comes face to face with the pilot, a smaller version of these “fidget spinners” named Rono. Soon enough, Greg is learning the calming, anxiety-reducing ways of these aliens, all culminating when this handsome living fidget spinner takes a spin in Rono’s ass.

My Thoughts

Slammed by my handsome fidget spinner brings a new twist on the Alien invasion trope Its a Cross between Arrival, Twilight, and cancer that explores the homoerotic relationship between a human and a sentient Fidget Spinner NO YOUR NOT DREAMING IT’S ACTUALLY A THING!!  I enjoyed it more than I thought I would it made me laugh at times and cringe at others. With trepidation the 34 paged short story took me 4 days to complete I read the first 17 pages in a day, the other half took 3 extra days I found it difficult to read the second half that was all non-stop homoerotic action but I powered through and Finished.

If I Ever do decide to read another ‘tingler ‘ I’d chose “Pounded In the Butt By My Reluctance To Buy A Humble Bundle Featuring Stories with Gay Characters As Though That Has Some Kind Of Bearing On My Own Sexuality Or The Quality Of The Product Then Eventually Realizing It’s Pretty Good And Im Fine”

now hopefully as I   follow the Indian song rabbit hole down I’ll forget what I read.

 

            May this Halloween be a happy one for you all!

About The Author

Two Time Hugo Award finalist Dr. Chuck Tingle is an erotic author and Tae Known Do grandmaster(almost black belt) from Billings Montana. After receiving his Ph.D. at Devry University in Holistic massage, Chuck found himself fascinated by all things sensual, leading to his creation of the “tingler”, a story so blissfully erotic that it cannot be experienced without eliciting a sharp tingle down the spine. Chucks Hobbies include backpacking, checkers and sports. He is also a Prominent flavor rights activist and the creator of the nonprofit advocacy group, Allow All Flavors.

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Spending a Week with Missionaries

Hoasting a missionary couple last week left me jettisoning hobbies and activities I would have otherwise done. sorry for  the late post

My mom was a missionary with the peace corps in Honduras & worked alongside the missionary couple. It’s also the place I would call home for nine years of my life. My family ended up leaving so that my sister brother and I could have a better education while the missionary couple stayed in Honduras and built an organization to help mothers from the slums to find employment and take care of their children while they’re working.

For the last 3 weeks, they’ve been driving across the United States and Canada visiting churches to help fund their organization.

They stayed with me  Monday to Saturday it was great to see and talk with old acquaintances, however, at times their religious quirks got on my nerves. It was fine if every meal began with a prayer,  but once they removed a clock that was in front of my dinner table and replace it with a wooden cross it annoyed me.

Tuesday after work one of the first things they ask me was  “so nata(a nickname friends and family call me) do you believe in God are you Christian?”

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I replied with something along the lines of

” This is a tough question”

They replied with

“no, no it isn’t” 

I hesitantly replied with

“well while my mom and dad are Christian I don’t believe in anything religious. But I gravitate towards Taoism, its a philosophical system set towards living to a person’s nature. which has some underlying principles of Christianity like compassion, frugality, and humility. Best I could do to explain Taoism  would be, when George Lucas was writing Star Wars Taoism is what inspired the force and the way of the Jedi.”

 

they replied with

“well God works in mysterious ways and we pray that he will find his way into your heart.”

I’m glad that the conversation veered toward what would we have for dinner.

There were similar circumstances that occurred through the week, but I think you, dear reader, already get the gist of what it might be like to live with a highly religious missionary couple for a week. On the Upside baking cake’s and playing boardgames ALWAYS ameliorates a situation.

What got me through the week was thinking from their perspective. I know if I had an unquestioning faith in God and believed in Heaven and Hell I wouldn’t want those around me to have their souls burning in an eternal Hellfire.

also, I didn’t think it was morally appropriate to enter into a discussion about the plausibility of God and religious dogmatism that marinates any religious individual. When they’ve been using their religious beliefs as an anchor as they serve a region of the world that is riddled with poverty corruption and violence, you don’t need to look any further than to the Honduran refugees that are fleeing the country.

Since I find myself on the subject of the Honduran refugee caravan I’ll linger on the topic.

The Trip initially began in San Pedro Sula  when they left Honduras the caravan consisted of 10,000, but since entering Tapachula in Mexico it has decreased to 7,000

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So its safe to assume that we can expect that number to decrease, let’s assume

5,000 refugees arrive at the USA Border seeking asylum.

What would you do?  their not pernicious gangsters as the president make them out to be. After screening, I would allow them through but that’s just my opinion.  These are men women and children that are seeking a better future.

I doubt this is how it will play out, given the politically polarized view on immigration of the USA, and the stance of the president.  there is nothing logistically difficult about accommodating for 5,000ish new immigrants.

let’s look at Germany, and how they have managed to accommodate from  2014-2018  1.4 MILLION  Muslims.   If we had a portal gun and transported 1.4 million Muslims to the USA border think about the bureaucratic nightmare that would be.

 

anyways wishing you all a great week and till next time,

 

Joseph

 

 

 

 

 

 

Two SPICY Puzzles

Last night I went to the crest movie theater the only movie theater in Seattle that offers $4 movie tickets. Entering the theater my sister nudged me to” live a little ” the problem is I strictly hold myself to a diet, and when I break the diet in my head I’m thinking ” I already broke my diet so to hell with it ” I bought a large soda, a large popcorn and a one-pound bag of candy. What a disaster🤬😖  …. at least Incredibles 2 was fun and entertaining.

Today’s inspiration for my blog post came from staring at my bookshelf

Sacred Mathematics: Japanese Temple Geometry

I’d like to share two mathematical puzzles   The first being The puzzle of the missing dollar. The second a Sagaku Geometrical problem proposed by a 13-year  old Japanese kid the Pythagoras theorem is all that is needed to solve this one. I’m sure over the course of your life someone has shown you an argument that purportedly shows that 1=0  but if you look closely you can usually find the error.I greatly enjoy catching these subtle errors and I hope it’s something you might enjoy as well ….Or at least I hope you enjoy reading. Now at the risk of being called mean-spirited, I will not leave The solutions. I hope you enjoy trying to figure it out by yourself

The missing dollar

Three friends walk into a hotel to rent a room the clerk charges them $30 so they each pay $10 and hand it to the clerk. Now on the way back to his desk the clerk realizes that he has overcharged. He was only supposed to charge them $25 so to rectify the situation he takes $5 and gives it to the Bellboy and tells the Bellboy to return the $5 to these three friends now the Bellboy on his way over thinks himself “hey these  pals don’t know that they have been overcharged so what I’m going to do is take $2 out of the five and put it in my pocket as a tip and hand $3 to the friends ” so he hands the $3 back to them and they split amongst themselves . however, if you think about it each friend has now paid $9 to the hotel and the Bellboy pocketed $2 and if you add everything up 9 + 9+ 9 + 2 =29

So the question is where did the missing dollar go?

 

Now before I present to you the second problem I’d like to share with you the history behind Sangaku which I found interesting.

During the Edo period, 1603 -1868 Japanese rulers enforced a strict cultural isolation between Japan and the Western World which means there had very little communication between them. One of the most interesting practices that came out as a result of this isolation is the practice of sangaku

learned poeple of all classes ,from farmers to samurai, produced theorems in Euclidean geometry. These theorems appeared as beautifully colored drawings on wooden tablets which were hung under one of the roof in the precincts of a shrine or temple.

The tablet was called a SANGAKU which means a mathematics tablet in Japanese. Many skilled geometers dedicated a SANGAKU in order to thank the god for the discovery of a theorem. The proof of the proposed theorem was rarely given. This was interpreted as a challenge to other geometers, “See if you can prove this.”

the text was copied from here

when people discovered an interesting geometrical math problem they found so insightful that they Associated it with a spiritual value. they would carve it onto a wooden tablet and leave it as an offering at their local shrine.

Below are three sizes of circle: two black, three white, one grey. Four of the circles are inscribed inside a square which together with the other circles is inscribed inside a triangle. Show that the radius of the grey circle is twice that of the black circles.

 

sangaku problem

The Solutions won’t be found on this post, but if you would like to know the solutions

you can find them by googling  The Missing dollar

and the 3-4-5 triangle by a kid