with such a title for a blog post, I’m sure you’re expecting an Hp Lovecraft novel review filled with Cosmic Terror, shrieking masses of Sentient ooze, with a creature of infinite Cosmic Darkness that drive scientists insane as they failed to comprehend what they’re witnessing.
( image 1 and two from Berzerk the manga)
Or maybe I’m feeling extra creative today and I wrote a short story.
that starts with Donald Trump in a press conference as he’s looking at the camera and say ” GHooa Shaid Kur-na Ghalt-ah vernatish .” which roughly translates to” may your skin peel rapidly in the presence of Cthulhu and other masters of the great Abyss ” followed by television ,computer and phone screens burst into static as space-time ruptures around the Earth and Orwellian creatures darken the skies with their immense numbers.
I’m not sure how I stumbled across Chuck tingle and his niche gay erotica short stories, being straight I’ve ever felt the need to pick up a gay erotic short story. What spurred me to pick one up was jokingly suggesting to Bookworm drinketh that we should co-publish a blog post together reviewing one and I know we will most definitely co-publish one in the future!
But what made me decide to review Slammed By my Handsome Fidget Spinner for Halloween? I can’t think of anything more frighteningly spooky than to review a gay erotic short story between a sentient fidget spinner and a human, and when you go to Wikipedia and peruse through everything he has published, each title is hilarious !! he’s published modern Classics such as
Greg Horn is the designated speaker for any first contact with alien life, but he’s not expecting to get called upon any time soon. That all changes when several mysterious ships appear hovering across the globe, at first looking like flat disks but then slowing down and revealing themselves as three-pronged plastic objects with ball bearings in every appendage.
Greg boards one of the ships and comes face to face with the pilot, a smaller version of these “fidget spinners” named Rono. Soon enough, Greg is learning the calming, anxiety-reducing ways of these aliens, all culminating when this handsome living fidget spinner takes a spin in Rono’s ass.
Slammed by my handsome fidget spinner brings a new twist on the Alien invasion trope Its a Cross between Arrival, Twilight, and cancer that explores the homoerotic relationship between a human and a sentient Fidget Spinner NO YOUR NOT DREAMING IT’S ACTUALLY A THING!! I enjoyed it more than I thought I would it made me laugh at times and cringe at others. With trepidation the 34 paged short story took me 4 days to complete I read the first 17 pages in a day, the other half took 3 extra days I found it difficult to read the second half that was all non-stop homoerotic action but I powered through and Finished.
If I Ever do decide to read another ‘tingler ‘ I’d chose “Pounded In the Butt By My Reluctance To Buy A Humble Bundle Featuring Stories with Gay Characters As Though That Has Some Kind Of Bearing On My Own Sexuality Or The Quality Of The Product Then Eventually Realizing It’s Pretty Good And Im Fine”
now hopefully as I follow the Indian song rabbit hole down I’ll forget what I read.
May this Halloween be a happy one for you all!
Two Time Hugo Award finalist Dr. Chuck Tingle is an erotic author and Tae Known Do grandmaster(almost black belt) from Billings Montana. After receiving his Ph.D. at Devry University in Holistic massage, Chuck found himself fascinated by all things sensual, leading to his creation of the “tingler”, a story so blissfully erotic that it cannot be experienced without eliciting a sharp tingle down the spine. Chucks Hobbies include backpacking, checkers and sports. He is also a Prominent flavor rights activist and the creator of the nonprofit advocacy group, Allow All Flavors.